Star Trek Alternate Pt. 6

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From : N.Uhura
Sent : Star Date 2817.06
To : GailaDaGreen@ starfleet.erth
CC : F. Hardy@ starfleet..erth , Zoe@ starfleet.erth
Subject : Kodos the Executioner

You wont believe this, I almost got killed by a couple nuts today!!!
This Jackass named KODOS killed 4000 people on Tarsus IV 20 years ago!

Wait, let me start over…

First of all Farm Boy(Kirk) and Spock were at it again. Ya’ know, about who is fit to command. Before that Scotty was using Duct Tape to fix our Port Warp Nacelle, that made everything worse so we had to stop Signia 1 Station Just orbiting the planet Signia Minor.

Farm Boy tells the crew to take some shore leave, a little R&R. I tell Spock I’ll meet him at the shuttle Bay. Just as I’m about to step onto the turbo lift, guess who steps off?!?… CHRISTEN CHAPEL !

Yeah, that Christen Chapel, RN as in “Registered Nymph”.

“How ya’ doing Spock” she says as she walks by and ignores me. I thought they put that witch on the USS Farragut?

“I thought we might have a drink and catch up” she said, to My Boyfriend!

So I stepped in and said.., “well Chris, you can join Spock and myself if you like..?”

“Oh, Nee Nee, I didn’t realize that was you. You’ve changed your hair. Is that an implant hair style from Risa?”

She knows nobody has called me “Nee Nee” since I was 15 years old.

AGHHH!

Back to how I almost got killed…
When Farm Boy gets back to the ship about 5 hours later, He locks up Kevin ( yes your Kevin, that Kevin…).

He refuses to even charge him!
That’s just for starters. He ordered a General Quarters for one hour. While we were docked at a stationed?!?
Spock then issues a General order to temporarily take command from Kirk, until he can start explaining his actions.

McCoy then runs Psycho evaluation on Kirk. Oh,.. Did I forget to mention that during the shore leave one of Kirks buddies got killed on the planet? In the back alley of a Playhouse? Yes. Dead! Guess what..? The citizens on the planet was thinking that Kevin & Kirk did it!!!

After Spock takes command, he turns around, and gives command of the bridge to Scotty, so that Spock could go down to the planet!
Sulu gets ticked off and starts smart mouthing Scotty every time he got the opportunity. (Sulu feels like he should be in the Captains chair).
Scotty gets tired of Sulu and orders him to join Spock on the planet.

Thats when I realize the someone has tampered with the communication net via remote. But it was going to take some time to pin down. I have to manually check cargo bays, corridors,
AGHHH!
I punch the wall!

I go down to engineering to get away from it all. Thats when I find out that Farm Boy is back in command. I track the hacker to cargo bay four. I squeeze in a text to Kirk to tell him I found the hacker and can he meet me with security in cargo bay four.

He shows up ALONE!!! (see why I call him dumb!)

“Get out Uhura this is my fight!”

“Fight?!?” I said… “What fight?”

“They knew you would trace it back to this bay. it’s a trap!”

“Who?”

“KODOS” he said.

I pulled out my Gun!

Just then Karidian comes out of the corner with two guns!
One Phaser pointed at us and the other at himself. Did I mention this guy was a nut?!?
“Cry HOVOK and let slip the dogs of war” he shouts as he walks closer.

“Shoot me Kodos” Kirk said… “shoot me and that will give us all the proof we need to prove who you are.”

Then I said “Right after you shoot Kirk, I shoot you Karidian!”

Suddenly Kirk pushes me.., an arrow flies from behind us just missing me.
Out steps Karidians Psycho Daughter with a cross bow!
I don’t let her reload, I tackled her.
Farm Boy uses my sudden attack to catch Kodos off guard and kicks one gun out of his hand and they wrestle over the other.
I whop the psycho daughter with own cross bow. I didn’t know she had a knife she pulls it and stabs me in the leg.
I look up and Kirk is giving Kodos the beating of his life!
The crazy daughter grabs one of the phasers from the floor….

You wont believe it…

Karidian purposely jumps in the way of the Phaser fire to protect Kirk.
Kills Him. Karidian. Instantly!

Spock and Sulu suddenly bust in the door & Spock neck pinches the psycho daughter!

Whew!

Gaila, guys, if you click here ,this note that we found written by Kodos may explain why he allowed himself to be killed…